Description
"I’ve Got a Pre-Existing Condition... I’m Allergic to Stupid People" Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt
Welcome to the golden age of misinformation, where facts are optional, logic is under attack, and critical thinking is on life support. Fortunately, you’ve got a pre-existing condition — and it’s the perfect response to today’s alternative reality: you’re allergic to stupid people.
This bold and sarcastic tee calls it like it is, with a smirk-worthy face mask graphic and a message for the ages. Whether you're surrounded by conspiracy theorists, lifetime members of the Flat Earth Society, science deniers, or just everyday nonsense, this shirt speaks your truth — loud and clear.
But don’t worry, we didn’t just slap a slogan on cheap cotton. This tee is built for comfort and maybe a little fun confrontation:
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🧵 Soft AF: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blends for heathers), it feels like your favorite protest shirt from day one.
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👕 Unisex Classic Fit: Clean lines, crew neck, and a relaxed fit that pairs well with raised eyebrows and eye rolls.
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💪 No-Side-Seam Construction: Built to last longer than some people’s attention spans.
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🌱 Ethically Made: Crafted from sustainably harvested U.S. cotton and certified for safety and quality. Guilt-free sarcasm at its finest.
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🧵 Details That Matter: Tear-away label, twill-taped shoulders, and ribbed collar — because comfort matters, even when patience doesn’t.
Perfect for the politically exhausted and anyone who needs a wearable warning label in today’s intellectually deficient world.
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
